I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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