dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I want you more than these girls want KFC
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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