I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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