When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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