My cat gives me a boner
Farmville is her only friend.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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