i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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