I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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