Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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