Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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