Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I've blown a few things in my day
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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