we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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