The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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