can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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