'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Randomize
