this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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