so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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