HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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