I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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