apparently the secret to your success is patron
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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