I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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