He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
