Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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