Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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