she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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