actually, I'm a sock model
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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