Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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