I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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