If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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