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I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
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i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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