Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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