yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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