She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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