I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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