you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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