that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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