Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
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Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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