I just made out with a guy for $7.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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