I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I've blown a few things in my day
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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