That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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