All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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