i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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