i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just want to make out with him forever
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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