On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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