I faked an abortion last night.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
not ubering you a puppy
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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