No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Can I color on your dick again?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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