what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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