Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
its not stalking. its research.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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