fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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