i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I would ride that face into the sunset
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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