honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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