oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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