she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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