some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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